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A Fistful of Dildos

Howdy Partners! It’s time to saddle up and head down to the ABS Holdings Ranch for the Annual Open Days. On May 15^th and 16^th, customers old and new are invited to visit the warehouse in Dorset County, once there you will be greeted by one of the experienced ranchers, who will take on a guided tour of the warehouse.

 There will be over 100 new products on show, as well as a bonanza of bargains including clearance lines, cut price DVDs and show specials. Arrive early to fill up your saddlebags!!

 In the now familiar marquee, there will be stands staffed by representatives of our suppliers who will be only too happy to offer more specialised advice on their products.

 A free B-B-Q and bar will be available all day to replenish those who rode hard across the plains to get there and it is also a great place to network with other players in the industry. All orders placed on the day receive an extra 10% discount and FREE DELIVERY!!!!

 As the more observant of you may have noticed, there is a hint of the old west in preceding passages, this is because on Friday 16^th all open event visitors are welcome to the Wicked Wild West After Party at the Wessex Hotel Saloon in Bournemouth.

 After the rousing success of last year’s Hollywood party, this year’s theme is the Wild West. Where men were men, women were women and horses were tired! There will be a themed buffet, shooting gallery and the strangest bucking bronco you’ve ever seen Guaranteed!! Then all on the floor for a Hoe Down, with a caller and fiddle player to keep things in line. So come alone or bring a posse, either way it sure to be a great night!

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